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Your linens are Boring ,darling

Complimentary digitizing, no nonsense pricing, and porch pickup like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Luxury embroidery

Porch to Perfection - How it works

01. Pickup

Leave items on your porch. Or drop off in the Birdies Basket on mine

02. Stitch

Straightforward pricing. Complimentary digitizing.

03. Delivery

I pick ’em up, do the work, and drop ’em back. It’s that simple.

No nonsense, no secrets

The pricing menu

Petite 2x2"

$15
  • Napkins & pockets
  • Luxury finish
  • Drop

Shop our boutique

From $20
  • Ready-to-monogram items
  • Hand-picked pieces
  • The perfect gift
  • Valet

“Because hidden costs are so last season, don’t you think?”

Accepting Orders

Book Your Monogram

"It's the easiest thing you'll do all day, darling."

Pickup or Drop Off
Porch Location

Order Details

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Upload your logo (we’ll digitize it for free)
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